Yesterday, me, yankai and chunkang went to Bugis cus yankai wanted to buy some shorts. YEAHHHH… so i woke up at 12 (thats how late i woke up) and then i slept again cus i couldnt wake up. So met them at causeway at 3+. Took train to Bugis. OMG SOMETHING DISGUSTING HAPPEN OKAY. So like i was in the train, and it was so crampy and stuff. Then i wanted to squeeze in. Then this China woman pushed me and i was fucking close to her. And then when the train moved, my hand bumped into her bra! IT WAS SO HARD LIKE YEAH. Well obviously cus if its too soft, she’d be raped a lot of times. Then when we reach Bugis, what the fuck, she whipped me with her bag. :( THATS LIKE, SPEECHLESS OKAY. So whatever fuck shiz. After arriving, we went to Iluma to check out the arcade and arcade. Yea two arcades. I got that right. After that, went to Bugis street. After yankai bought his shorts alrd, we decided to go plaza singapura. BUT, we decided not to, so we went to fort canning.
Look at the tombstones and all that, then we walked to Singapore river. Walked around to find some stalls that sells drink. After that, sat at the singapore river there and slacked. You know, at there, i put my can drink beside me. And then i was imagining things. I was like, ”oh that drink is gonna be knocked over by my friend and my shorts gonna be wet”. AND IT DID HAPPENED, well my shorts didnt get wet. BUT HELL YEAH IT GOT KNOCKED OVER. Im like psychic or something. In your face bitches. So after that… walked around. Then went to Yoshinoya cause they wanted to eat. I didnt eat cus i was full. Yeah. In Yoshinoya, we saw this fat lady, she was like boincing her ass and stuff. Which was really funny and we laughed like mad bunnies. After that stupid stuff, we went back home. Arrive home at like 8+ or something? Yeah. Thats all the craziness that i can post.
